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Comment on Wall of Sound, meet wall of… prison by motleyfuel

motleyfuel — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 17:32:11 +0000

Your fellow culturefucker would like to add this important disclaimer: the views expressed herein do not necessarily reflect the opinions of other culturefuck contributors. Namely, that chick is not hot.

Comment on Sensationalism Hits Sexist Fucktards, Too by doctorawesome

doctorawesome — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 05:41:02 +0000

Oh also, your underlying lesbianism gives me a boner. There. I said it. Do with it what you will.

p.s. Your angry feminazism makes my boner sad.

Comment on Sensationalism Hits Sexist Fucktards, Too by doctorawesome

doctorawesome — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 05:39:45 +0000

Here’s a joke. Why did I beat my wife? Because she’s my wife and I can do as I please with her.

I rock.

Also, I agree the metro is dumb and that bitch is a cunt.

Comment on The Truth About Brownies by Brian McGackin

Brian McGackin — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 02:41:46 +0000

Several notes regarding Girl Scout cookies:

1) There has not been a controversy regarding the name “Samoas” on Girl Scout cookie boxes, contrary to what you may think. Having just purchased three boxes of Samoas this morning actually (I have 3 sisters who are currently Girl Scouts), and having seen boxes marked “Caramel Delites” as early as junior year of high school, it should be noted that they have never tried to “phase out” the boxes labeled “Samoas.” The truth lies in one of the statements you yourself made: there are TWO factories that make Girl Scout cookies. One of these factories labels their caramel-coconut-wonderfulness cookie “Samoas” and the other labels them “Caramel Delites.” So it really comes down to where you are in the country, aka which factory is making your cookies.

2) In some places/stores it actually is possible to buy Girl Scout cookies all year round. I’ve seen such a phenomenon in a shop in PA.

3) The reason why most Girl Scouts do NOT sell Girl Scout cookies all year round, is honestly they have better shit to do. If the entire purpose of the Girl Scouts was to sell cookies, they would just be a small business, and have no time for any events of real value. They sell the cookies to raise money for other aspects of scouting, such as camping trips, craft supplies, and vacations to Europe (two of my sisters have been raising money for such a trip for over a year, and are going with a large group of Girl Scouts, all in high school, in July). The point of being a Girl Scout isn’t just to sell cookies for your benefit.

4) Smart troops/troop moms order waaaaaaaaaaay more cookies than are requested specifically by friends/neighbors/family on the scouts’ order sheets. Very rarely do these extra boxes go unsold. The three boxes I purchased this morning were such extra boxes. I,living in another state and not knowing that I would be around when cookies came in, did not order any during the initial ordering period. Luckily, my sisters’ troop mother (aka my mom) always orders extras, and so when I made a surprise visit back home, was able to purchase cookies, even though I had not ordered them months ago. In this way, troops are able to continue selling cookies for months, after most of their customers have run out of their favorites in much the same way you did, culturefuck.

5) Don’t ever talk shit about the Girl Scouts again. I’ll cut you.

Comment on Nappy-headed Angels by watchersreview

watchersreview — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 21:16:17 +0000

I’m not sure what’s harder to believe, that a bullet stopped her weave or that she’s “not even 21″?

Comment on Rites of Passage or, Why I Am Awesome by Brian McGackin

Brian McGackin — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 19:59:10 +0000

can i write the prologue to the coffee table book? and then the “now with new introduction by Brian McGackin of DailyGenoshan.com!” to the 2nd edition, which will be the exact same as the prologue, except now with the addition of “Even though no one bought this coffee table book the first time around, we thought that there might be some kind of strange Brady Bunch/Step-By-Step phenomenon in the mix, with people only being interested the second time around.”

That’d be fucking sweet.

Comment on Dear U2 by the notorious tfd

the notorious tfd — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 22:16:27 +0000

Thanks for the feedback, spastic. Please enjoy our latest post in your honor!

Comment on My next post will be an apology. by Rites of Passage or, Why I Am Awesome « culturefuck

Rites of Passage or, Why I Am Awesome « culturefuck — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 22:14:52 +0000

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Comment on Jesus Denies Ur Friend Request by Rites of Passage or, Why I Am Awesome « culturefuck

Rites of Passage or, Why I Am Awesome « culturefuck — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 22:14:47 +0000

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Comment on Rootless Cosmopolitans by Rites of Passage or, Why I Am Awesome « culturefuck

Rites of Passage or, Why I Am Awesome « culturefuck — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 22:14:40 +0000

[...] thing is that, of all the posts here on culturefuck — you know, the ones about Gays, and Jews, and Asians, and the Pope, and Starving African Children — it was the one about U2 that [...]