FM Radio should be dead by now, but sadly, like leotards and opera, it’s not. Here are seven completely unbiased, fair, and balanced journalistic observations about the medium, each in 140 characters or less (kind of like that twitter thing [why does everyone use that crap now, anyway? {I never even give a shit about what I am doing or thinking! (I wish I wasn't so lonely...)}]).
1. Hip hop and rock n’ roll should stay as far away from each other as spatially and conceptually as possible.
2. No matter how many times you play Zepplin, they will only be cool in that old-hairy-dad-mowing-the-lawn-in-a-tank top kind of way.
3. @radiodjs Just shut. the fuck. up. No one gives a shit about what you foreskins have to say.
4. I can only take so many commercials before I’d prefer that someone fuck my cochlea with a blow torch.
5. We can never make gay marriage legal because then everyone will want to marry NPR just for the benefits.
6. @mainstreamrap You sound like a fart.
7. @rushlimbaugh It will all make sense when you start dropping ecstasy again*
For the love of God (allegedly), just leave us alone. I’m sure the lepers would appreciate having you around…
// y2_ganKster
*although Rush is on am radio (the even more lame kind of modulation), I felt that he deserved a shout-out.
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